function getQuote(qNum) {
var mtQuotes=new Array();
mtQuotes [0]="";
mtQuotes [1]="I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time.";
mtQuotes [2]="Be careful of reading health books, you might die of a misprint.";
mtQuotes [3]="Man is the only animal that blushes or needs to.";
mtQuotes [4]="Clothes make the man.Naked people have little or no influence on society.";
mtQuotes [5]="One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.";
return (qNum);
}

Mark Twain is one of our most commonly quoted authors. The words of
Mark Twain have enlivened speeches for the past century. Many a candidate
running for higher office has skewered the incumbent by quoting Twain:
"... that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except
Congress."
This page is dedicated to the collected works of Mark Twain, with a
special emphasis on his quotes and maxims. You can also look for
additional Mark Twain quotes at the sites listed below: